It's the Night Before the Night Before Christmas

Pistachio ice cream? Check.

The candied bits. Yummers.

Presents wrapped? Check.

Tree up? Check.

Deer assembled?  Check.

Shandy inspecting Penguins?  (It's her yearly thing.) Check.

Shoes picked?  Check.

Uh oh. This is all going a little too smoothly. I must be forgetting something!

If I Were To Wear a Six Inch Heel

These would be the ones.  However I think I need to draw the line at a heel that is almost as high as my foot is long...

Or maybe it's just that my legs are too short.

Editors Note:  No animals were mistreated during this shoot.