Time spent with family deciding when where and what to eat, for every meal, times my normal hourly work rate: pricey but that's life and everybody understands because everybody has a family! (Can we just eat already?)
Cost of random early morning internet shoe shopping waiting for everybody to wake up after the massive meal: (last pair? Yikes! Buy!)
Money spent buying fabric I don't need because if you are near Mood Fabrics you have to! Enough...
Various gift cards for Mom and Pat for sending me cute pics of the animals while they were animal sitting? Can't say. They read this blog.
Getting to take a selfie with the best mother in law ever?